How would you like it if someone called you that?

So while I was drunk, I told a friend that as a person, he is like "(raw) sodium in water."

He was confused by that.

I maintain that it is a compliment.

quirky comic

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

bob dylan vs boobs

I just learnt that Bob Dylan had done a commercial for Victoria's Secret.

best songs of all time

To the best of my knowledge there was no music before 1960 so we will start with the 60s

Best song of the 60's:
'Magic Carpet Ride' by Steppenwolf

Best song of the 70's:
'You make me feel like dancing' by Leo Sayer

Best song of the 80's:
'Take on me' by A-Ha

Best song of the 90's:
'Baby I got your money' by the ODB

Best song of the 00's:
'99 Problems' by Jay-Z


You people thought that with Steppenwolf leading the way, this would be a serious list but you were wrong and I will destroy you.

Even then, Take on me is still the undisputed best song ever.

For some real music, click on these links

Poetic
Uplifting
Romantic
Leopard Loss

conspiracy shmunspiracy

At the new year's party where a grave injustice was done unto me, there was another tale to be told.

I was chilling out near a wall when the girl dancing near me handed me her cigarette. Being a chivalrous person as well as very drunk, I obliged by holding it. In my weakend state, I was not prepared for the conspiracy unfolding about me. A second girl walks up and says "When you're done with that, can I have some loving?"

It was then that I realised that this was the evil plan of the dastardly Kashewnut. For that was no cigarette in my hand but a foul 'joint'! This so called 'lovin' the stoner agent demanded was nothing but a mind stunting drag from the aforementioned narcotic. Needless to say I hurled the contraband at her and declared in a suitably righteous voice "Begone ye succubus! Begone and take thy sickening poison with ye!" And thus the Kundi Stoner was defeated.

Actually I said " Yeah. Sure. Go ahead. I'm done with it anyway." Then I regained my strategic location by the wall.

ahh desh..

things to do in india.. when you're here.

1. eat.
2. shit.
3. grow a gut. this is a serious occupation. and i'm proud to say i'm rising to the top of my profession.
4. answer questions to total strangers on trains about your salary, marital plans and dietary habits.
5. answer questions to nosy relatives about your salary, marital plans and dietary habits.
6. drink tea.

its a good life.