ahh desh..

things to do in india.. when you're here.

1. eat.
2. shit.
3. grow a gut. this is a serious occupation. and i'm proud to say i'm rising to the top of my profession.
4. answer questions to total strangers on trains about your salary, marital plans and dietary habits.
5. answer questions to nosy relatives about your salary, marital plans and dietary habits.
6. drink tea.

its a good life.