you know what is really awesome?!

Sugar cubes that's what! Sugar cubes are awesome!

*Firstly they are sugar and that can only be a good thing. They are sweet and give energy. The bounty of nature for sure.

*Secondly they are cubes. This is something of a double threat. Cubes are visually appealing and not available in nature and therefore sugar cubes in particular are far superior to misshapen loser fruits.  In this aspect they are perhaps only beaten out by cubed or diced mangoes but even those are not up to challenge of the next fine attribute of sugar cubes.

*Unlike ordinary granulated or powdered sugar or mango cubes, sugar cubes can be handled without implements. You don't need spoons or forks to eat these bad boys! Folks, lets face it, the funnnnnest way to eat stuff is with your hands and there's nothing like flicking a cube in the air and catching it in your mouth for a sweet, sweet reward. Seals do that shit for stinky, smelly fish,. Can you imagine, for sugar cubes there's no limit to what they'd do! For one box of sugar cubes, you could have seal slaves ironing your shirts and bringing you beer! Awesome!!!!!

*Speaking of animals that are hooked on the sweet stuff, if enid blyton has taught us anything, sugar cubes are the only way to make friends out of recalcitrant horsies. Think of yourself as the crack dealer of the equine world. Yeah, you could roll with your very own posse of horse bitches, badass!!!!

go sugar cubes, go!!!

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mmm decaying

not for the faint hearted.

yummy!!!

if you read it and and now feel sick now don't blame me. I had a disclaimer.

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digging for godot

when i was a kid i spent copious amounts of time digging in the front yard. This was not a desirable activity because
1. i would dig with my hands exposing the underside of my nail to worms and other parasites
2. the yard was big because it had reclaimed a dumping area and with the broken glass and syringes and rusty razors that emerged with disturbing frequency, bare hands were not the ideal tool for the job.

Anyway, digging was fun and I did lots of it. I would bury things, create terrains for cars and he-man fights, search for treasure and items of paleontological significance, etc.

It was in a quests for buried treasure that two tragic events shattered by innocent childlike ways.

1. I was digging blind in some loose soil when I felt a cold curved cylindrical object. There was much joy in my little heart for I thought i had a big ol' lock. I imagined the pleasure I would get playing with a big metal lock. My dream had come true. As I pulled out the lock, I found a big, fat, pale squirming larva/oversize maggot in my hand. That was the most disgusting thing ever to happen to me or so I thought in the foolishness of youth.

2. after a particularly deep excavation (3-4 inches) i discovered a fossil of some prehistoric creature. It was somewhat tubular with feathers awkwardly spread through its body. A musty ancient smell came from it. Truly prehistoric, some sort of flying dinosaur. I kept it in my room handling it with care and admiring it frequently. After spending a good amount of time deliberating how to reveal my findings to the world's museums and paleo community, I came to the conclusion that the 'fossil' was actually a piece of cat shit. The only relevant scientific data to be gleaned from this horrific realization was that the cat had consumed a bird. Yes, truly a revelation.

I hate dirt now. Life can be cruel.

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