you know what is really awesome?!
Sugar cubes that's what! Sugar cubes are awesome!
*Firstly they are sugar and that can only be a good thing. They are sweet and give energy. The bounty of nature for sure.
*Secondly they are cubes. This is something of a double threat. Cubes are visually appealing and not available in nature and therefore sugar cubes in particular are far superior to misshapen loser fruits. In this aspect they are perhaps only beaten out by cubed or diced mangoes but even those are not up to challenge of the next fine attribute of sugar cubes.
*Unlike ordinary granulated or powdered sugar or mango cubes, sugar cubes can be handled without implements. You don't need spoons or forks to eat these bad boys! Folks, lets face it, the funnnnnest way to eat stuff is with your hands and there's nothing like flicking a cube in the air and catching it in your mouth for a sweet, sweet reward. Seals do that shit for stinky, smelly fish,. Can you imagine, for sugar cubes there's no limit to what they'd do! For one box of sugar cubes, you could have seal slaves ironing your shirts and bringing you beer! Awesome!!!!!
*Speaking of animals that are hooked on the sweet stuff, if enid blyton has taught us anything, sugar cubes are the only way to make friends out of recalcitrant horsies. Think of yourself as the crack dealer of the equine world. Yeah, you could roll with your very own posse of horse bitches, badass!!!!
go sugar cubes, go!!!
*Firstly they are sugar and that can only be a good thing. They are sweet and give energy. The bounty of nature for sure.
*Secondly they are cubes. This is something of a double threat. Cubes are visually appealing and not available in nature and therefore sugar cubes in particular are far superior to misshapen loser fruits. In this aspect they are perhaps only beaten out by cubed or diced mangoes but even those are not up to challenge of the next fine attribute of sugar cubes.
*Unlike ordinary granulated or powdered sugar or mango cubes, sugar cubes can be handled without implements. You don't need spoons or forks to eat these bad boys! Folks, lets face it, the funnnnnest way to eat stuff is with your hands and there's nothing like flicking a cube in the air and catching it in your mouth for a sweet, sweet reward. Seals do that shit for stinky, smelly fish,. Can you imagine, for sugar cubes there's no limit to what they'd do! For one box of sugar cubes, you could have seal slaves ironing your shirts and bringing you beer! Awesome!!!!!
*Speaking of animals that are hooked on the sweet stuff, if enid blyton has taught us anything, sugar cubes are the only way to make friends out of recalcitrant horsies. Think of yourself as the crack dealer of the equine world. Yeah, you could roll with your very own posse of horse bitches, badass!!!!
go sugar cubes, go!!!
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