The Booger of the Boogercissus
Gather round chillun, this be the story of how leopard got his spots and how elephant got a trunk and why giraffe has a such a long neck and why crocodiles live in the water and why hippos do not fly and why parrots are green and why snakes crawl on the ground like common snakes. Here you will learn about so many more things you always wondered about animals.
Tell me chillun, why you think leopard has spots? Is it because the first of the leopards got measles? Should I tell you that all snakes crawl because the first snake lost his legs in a gamble with the wise old monkey? Yes child, speak up, do you think the first of the hippos lived in a tree till it ate too much? Come now chillun I will tell you how all these things came to be. Its evolution OK? Evolution. Yeah didn't see that coming did you, numb-nuts?
Anyway I'll tell you another story. This is the story of why when you quoth the booger, all he can say is "cee".
One fine day the booger was strolling down the street when a fairy godmother appeared before him and told him he could have one wish. Anything he desired would be his.
Barry jumped up and down in joy, he rubbed his hands in glee and rolled around in some gobar. His brow furrowed as he thought for a moment and then he declared with appropriate hand gesture and half-pants.
"I vant metallica's unforgiwen. Cee!"
and even as he said the last part of his sentence, the fairy godmother bitch smacked him upside the head so hard that from that day forth he could only say 'cee'.
Some of you may be dismayed by the lack of intellectual meat in that story. Fair enough, let me put forth a worthy discussion for you. How come Miso soup, chicken broth, bouillons etcs are considered 'food' while other similarly clear or light liquids (served warm and not sweetened) such as green tea, black coffee and the original cocoa form are not? Its quite interesting. Well here's something for you toddlers to chew on. If you took a bowl of boiling water and farted over it, would the resulting concoction be considered a 'food', ie. fart soup or a 'drink' ,steamed fart tea? Enjoy!
Tell me chillun, why you think leopard has spots? Is it because the first of the leopards got measles? Should I tell you that all snakes crawl because the first snake lost his legs in a gamble with the wise old monkey? Yes child, speak up, do you think the first of the hippos lived in a tree till it ate too much? Come now chillun I will tell you how all these things came to be. Its evolution OK? Evolution. Yeah didn't see that coming did you, numb-nuts?
Anyway I'll tell you another story. This is the story of why when you quoth the booger, all he can say is "cee".
One fine day the booger was strolling down the street when a fairy godmother appeared before him and told him he could have one wish. Anything he desired would be his.
Barry jumped up and down in joy, he rubbed his hands in glee and rolled around in some gobar. His brow furrowed as he thought for a moment and then he declared with appropriate hand gesture and half-pants.
"I vant metallica's unforgiwen. Cee!"
and even as he said the last part of his sentence, the fairy godmother bitch smacked him upside the head so hard that from that day forth he could only say 'cee'.
Some of you may be dismayed by the lack of intellectual meat in that story. Fair enough, let me put forth a worthy discussion for you. How come Miso soup, chicken broth, bouillons etcs are considered 'food' while other similarly clear or light liquids (served warm and not sweetened) such as green tea, black coffee and the original cocoa form are not? Its quite interesting. Well here's something for you toddlers to chew on. If you took a bowl of boiling water and farted over it, would the resulting concoction be considered a 'food', ie. fart soup or a 'drink' ,steamed fart tea? Enjoy!
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posted by zeminky @ 1:42 PM
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is Cee pronounced SEE or KEE?
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