Friday, January 12, 2007

One

He was what One would call an onion complexioned person. Although One might also argue that 'onion' doesn't really represent a colour or hue. However, One might also choose to take a dump with One's pants on. One is clearly free to do whatever the hell One wants.

The question then arises waht cuisine is eaten in heaven. Do heavenly entities like angels and seraphs get to eat take out and pizza on a regular basis or perhaps they prefer dal and rice?  The most likely scenario is that inspite of a certain odd cab driver's assertion, arabic is not what we will have to speak when we die. Even so according to Dr. Texanpaul we get to eat unlimited chicken schwarma in heaven.


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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

One really must contemplate these questions carefully, so as not to be caught with one's trousers down, so to speak, at the final judgment.

Trust one, one knows these things.

4:24 PM  

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