snapple
everyone knows that snapple makes a delicious peach ice tea and a passable lemon ice tea. They also have a lemonade that I don't fancy too much. And so it has been for all time. No other flavours have existed in the world.
It was a revelation then when someone told me to try their apple flavour. A thrill coursed through my body when i made a connection that no one else in the world has. The very name Snapple must be from an original apple based drink. Yessir, just call me sherlock homey. The logical conclusion of this line of thought is that if the peach ice tea is so good, how wonderful would this snapple apple be? Surely it would be the best apple drink in the world? It turned out to be crap. It seems to be that they should rename themselves to Snapeachicetea. It would be much more relevant and accessible to today's youth. So young, so angry. Damn that rap music!
It was a revelation then when someone told me to try their apple flavour. A thrill coursed through my body when i made a connection that no one else in the world has. The very name Snapple must be from an original apple based drink. Yessir, just call me sherlock homey. The logical conclusion of this line of thought is that if the peach ice tea is so good, how wonderful would this snapple apple be? Surely it would be the best apple drink in the world? It turned out to be crap. It seems to be that they should rename themselves to Snapeachicetea. It would be much more relevant and accessible to today's youth. So young, so angry. Damn that rap music!
posted by zeminky @ 9:59 AM
3 Comments:
are you getting paid for your blog now?
Snapple is a bastardization of snot apple which is a bastardization of 's not apple which in turn is a bastardization of "it is not apple" which quite surprisingly is a bastardization of "Marry kind sir, but that particular fruit by-product that thou didst verily inspect not two pleasant Autumn Wednesdays ago is by my troth, sadly though I must proclaim, snapple. Now pick up thy frock you knave, and rid me of thine vile presence."
i like coroneus
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