more on TP

Two signs of the decline of western civilization are- the unwillingness to adopt the bidet (that's 'bum shower' to you), combined with the sandpaper-like TP that exists in most public establishments.

Thus a weekend of visiting the facilities in various bars in one large american city has left me feeling like I dropped my soap in the prison showers.

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood", I yelled in my best Ben Stiller way.

The stupid TP wasn't listening.