XM:Annihilation

And so it took all of thirty minutes but in the end the XM corporation was weakened and demoralized when I canceled my subscription. I battled hordes of evil representatives and withstood hours of hold music. I spoke to several of their minions and all wanted to know why I wanted to quit and that 'if I like' there were some super duper deals available. But they were no match for me and I spurned the treacherous bribes and thus I was victorious.