brother against brother rodent

A while back I introduced the more ignorant amongst you to the union Rat. The other day I saw a giant inflated Mighty Mouse balloon. If you do not know who mighty mouse is you are an idiot.

What was sad and disturbing is that Mighty Mouse was holding a smaller rat in one hand ostensibly suggesting that the smaller rat was weak and evil and that the good and wholesome Mighty Mouse was disciplining it for crossing union lines.

It is indeed a sad day when a rodent goes up against its own kind. What kind of world do we live in? They need to join forces and do what rodents do best, eat homeless people one nibble at a time.

Ever notice that there are more rats whenever a homeless guy disappears? I haven't, but it would be cool if it was true.