The side effects of the cold..

Nature is an incredible thing. Evolution demands that organisms are fine tuned into these wonderful machines, every part serving a purpose, the pointless bits culled out over millions of years.

For example, when you're cold, vasoconstriction occurs (ie blood vessels narrow in size to prevent heat loss), you hair stands up to create an insulating layer of air over your body, your metabolism goes up.. etc etc..

And when you're cold, you nipples go hard. What possible evolutionary or biological purpose could this serve...?

hmmmmmm......

fairly not gay question..

Now I'm fairly certain of my sexual orientation.. but I have a bizarre
question.. has anyone out there ever seen zeminky in less that two layers
of clothes? I've known the guy for years. Been his flatmate for a year.
Even gone to the beach with him. He's always always in two layers of
clothes.

Is he self-conscious? Or does he have an elaborate map to the gold of the
incas tatood on his back that he would rather never reveal?

Zen

food goes in, shit comes out
food goes in, shit comes out
food goes in, shit comes out
shit comes out
shit comes out
shit comes out

Diarrhea is outstanding

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global village

upon entering the immigration area of the Indira
Gandhi International airport you will notice several
clocks on the wall to your left. There are placards
listing London, Tokyo, New York and New Delhi. It is
an often seen symbol of how we live in a global
village. Thats Delhi for you, a portal to the world.

None of the clocks were working.

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Delhi girls

and so i went to a massive nightclub.

after we ordered our drinks, two bartenders leapt onto
the bar and did some pretty good juggling with bacardi
bottles and shot glasses.

While we were watching that, i noticed I was standing
too close to some girl in front of me. I shuffled back
and continued watching the retards on the bar. Soon, I
found the girl was too close again. More shuffling
back.

After a while i notice the girl is inches away from me
and is elbowing my cell phone which is in the pocket
of my holy brown jacket.

At this point I am very worried about the girl
spilling my drink and/or stealing my wallet. I hold my
drink away otherwise not moving and feeling quite
awkward.

Within minutes the girl has moved even closer so that
her back is fully against me. I gesture to the people
I came with and they start laughing at me. Please note
that the girl is really really short. I could have
easily used her head to hold my drink.

Soon shes fully leaning on me and even resting her
head on my chest. My friends are laughing and I have
no idea what to do. I try and pretend nothing is
happening.

Basically she was drunk girl who thought i was a
pillar or a wall or something. The weird part was that
her boyfriend came and spoke to her for a bit without
noticing what she was doing. On his second trip back
from the bar he took her off me and apologised.

Delhi girls are idiots.

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spam prose

and so unfortunately i was fooled into opening a spam
mail. the text in the mail was fascinating. This is
truly is worthy of the question "What the hell?" See
below:

open it Crusty be all not him not.
Weasel ! done try got but Strudel but Spiffy ! little
but this ! good try Sparkle but saw on does see.
far try pull in full it's sit see Mutant may did not
because or.
no the myself some which it's bring a.
ate try brown but Smörgåsbord in four but made some
why a both , Broccoli ! to ! we some would the.
can some with in big a the a why on had ! sing it.
black some Fluffy but away and her or.
will in small not never be from try on may yes in soon
try again on slow not Loaf it under it.
my and Strudel ! him may try in you , see it's Spiffy
some.

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The Tragedy of Flight CO82

A tragedy occurred on the Continental Airlines flight
CO82 from Newark from Delhi. On November 4, 2005 we
saw how despicable and cowardly humans can get. Even
after paying more than $1400 for my ticket, I was
required to purchase drinks at $5 each onboard.

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die you bastardisation of oatmeal, die kundi stoner, die khemcho

you think that because I'm going to india you'll be
safe from having your ass kicked but you are wrong. i
will destroy you