fairly not gay question..

Now I'm fairly certain of my sexual orientation.. but I have a bizarre
question.. has anyone out there ever seen zeminky in less that two layers
of clothes? I've known the guy for years. Been his flatmate for a year.
Even gone to the beach with him. He's always always in two layers of
clothes.

Is he self-conscious? Or does he have an elaborate map to the gold of the
incas tatood on his back that he would rather never reveal?

Zen