Real life Ramayana
In the hindoo epic the Ramayana, chaste Sita is stolen from virtuous Ram by the despicable and dastardly Ravan. After a hindoo epic battle she is restored to the god Ram. However there are clouds over Sita's chastity and she must undergo a cleansing by fire before all is well.
And so in exactly the same way, this true drunken epic story. My chaste jacket was stolen from virtuous me by a despicable and dastardly stoner. After a drunken epic battle, she is restored to the god me. However there are clouds (of stoner smoke) over the jacket's chastity and she underwent a cleansing by perchlorethylene before all was well.
Die you jacket-defiling kundi stoner, Die!
What is perchlorethylene you may ask? Look it up on the net you lazy piece of shit.
posted by zeminky @ 9:56 PM
3 Comments:
Use some perchlorethylene for your hair too. But it will do you no good. The power of kaya is too strong. Just give me the jacket you whinny bitch. If you refuse, the assassin, Lone Wolf and Cub will come for you
you sir, are the noboru wataya of jacket-defilers
Deer Sar,
This blog is full to wastage. Mind it.
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