Thursday, August 25, 2005

Jalapenos

and so I ate some jalapenos.

They burn my mouth on the way in and burn my rectum on the way out.

Jalapenos are outstanding.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aaha. Oho. You are being so beautifool.

9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You traitor! I remember in the old days you encouraged and taught me to stick a mirchi (and sometimes achaar) up my rectum and watch it come burning and fuming out of my underarm hair. Now that you are being phoren, all styles with jalapenos and all.

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please take this site down immediately. It is promoting a very unhealthy lifestyle and polluting the blogsphere. If you don't respond within the next 48 hours, we at Blogger.com will be forced to take drastic steps.

12:08 PM  
Blogger zeminky said...

i am paralysed by fear. woe is me

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger uncul, blogger uncul, pliss don't do that. Zeminky is being a good blog. Mother promise.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once smoked a jalapeno and it tasted like arse.

1:26 PM  

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