Barry is born

Many have speculated that Barry was not born as other mortals. It is said a turd fell from the sky, grew limbs and oozed out of the sewer and into society. Others speak of a missing link between Homo Sapiens and gay monkeys. Yet another school of thought suggests that every age must have that guy you really want smack upside the head. But in reality, DNA sampling of Barry's cells shows close genetic matching to most vermin including rats, cockroaches, pigeons, geese, cows and Bappi Lahiri. He was hatched in the early 80's. His survival through that obscene decade is attributed to a foul odour more powerful than the impulse to bitchslap him upside the head.