Wednesday, June 03, 2009

the real night watch

I put my minidisc player on random. The dulcet lyrics rang out:

"Domo arigato Mr. Roboto"

By STYX. Some times talented musicians are uninitiated others.  Mr. Styx might be an Other. I listened to more of the song, he may also be Japanese. I wondered if there should be an official inquisition into the song.

I pulled up my shadow. Well I pulled up my putty terminal and with its black background and bleak grey font, it may as well be entering the twilight. In the twilight my powers are amplified. For example:
Precognition: I type a few letters and press TAB and unix autofills the rest. the twilight is primordially aware of itself
Looking at auras:use grep and ye shall find
Transmuatation: awk, sed, grep are powerful spells
Telekenesis: mv
etc.

Clearly I am a low grade unix magician but my powers increase and one day I will be a great one
 
Now that I have discovered gnuplot, I can plot probability lines. Also I like vodka and kebabs. I am clearly Anton. no jars of pickled shit thought. screw that.



1 Comments:

Blogger Rama Rama said...

Anton is NOT paranoid about
1. Cops visiting his house at night.
2. Having his car burgled.
3. Not getting his green card.
4. ETC ETC ETC

Go eat some pickled shit.

12:53 PM  

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