Thursday, March 26, 2009

use vs abuse

The following text is from the website above the influence (which may or may not help up help one particular hairy bastard who needs to be destroyed anyway)

The text has been slightly modified for content and context. If you find you know people suffering from the signs of addiction, call 611.

what are the signs?

If your friend does one or more of the following, you should talk to him/her.

If he/she:

  • Passes bowel movements on a regular basis.
  • Poops or farts when he/she is alone.
  • Shows up at school after having defecated or has skipped class to use the toilet.
  • Needs books while pooping to have a good time or poops to cope with everyday life.
  • Plans for shitting in advance.
  • Starts hanging out with new friends who will also crap with him/her or can shit for him/her.
  • Lies about pooping.
  • Pressures others to poo.
  • Has broken plans with you, or showed up late, because he/she was crapping.
  • Shows little interest in or quits sports or activities he/she once enjoyed.
  • Has driven a car while defecating.
  • Borrows or steals money to buy toilet paper.

how will my friend react?

If your friend insists that his or her pooping isn't a big deal, don't be too surprised – this is a pretty common response. But don't let this stop you from talking to your friend. Chances are that he or she will see that you're concerned.



Also study these comebacks as using them will totally protect you from peer pressure

http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/help/comebacks-printable.aspx



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