Friday, February 20, 2009

Chimp

some of you have shown some concern about my inability to listen to my MP3 player while using my wireless keyboard.

I was moved by the outpouring of support regarding the humiliating move to pandora and I'll to thank all of you who thought of me in this dark time.

Thanks you your prayers, that debacle is now permanently resolved. I will never need to worry about choosing between mp3 music and shitty pandora. Yes your goodwill vibes has led to my mp3 player being stolen. dorks.

But seriously folks, do you ever use the word outpouring without either 'support' or 'grief' or something similar? I mean surely we can outpour something that is not a positive or negative emotion?

What I would like to do is outpour a severe beating on kogi kashewnut. He needs someone to go chimpanzee on his ass.

 

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

what a nice sunny day

its a nice bright sunny day here in the NY-NJ area

For me, its a stark reminder that fiends have stolen my sunglasses

Yes a villain busted my car window and stole my gps, my mp3 player, my sunglasses and hand sanitizer.

So in short,

I am blinded my sunlight,
devoid of music,
lost and misnavigated AND my hands are not sanitized.

what a horrible life. This is exactly what Metallica was singing about in 'One'

I feel your pain you blind, legless, armless, speechless soldier. I feel your pain...