A gift from heaven....for my bunghole

>Do without toilet paper man, what kind of Asian are you?

Toilet paper is not a right, it is a privilege. Some of you seem to have forgotten that. Even as we speak there are Somalians with no TP for their bungholes. Some of them do not even have bungholes. It is the pinnacle of civilization. Non TP cultures have always been destroyed. Remember that.

I for one deign to use no less than Cottonelle® Toilet Paper with Aloe & E. Since you are ignorant uncultured ingrates I have pasted valuable info from the Cottonelle website FAQ section.

1. Cottonelle® Toilet Paper with Aloe & E has a silky, gentle feel. It has the same great Ripples® as regular Cottonelle® Toilet Paper with the softness you expect but with an extra gentle touch! You have to feel it to believe it. Look for it in the bright green package!

*If anything is going to touch my anus, damn right I expect it to be silky, gentle and rippled.

2. Is Cottonelle® Toilet Paper safe for sewer and septic systems?
Yes, Cottonelle® Toilet Paper is safe for sewer and septic systems

*I don't care if it killed dolphins and turtles , I would still use it.

3. Is Cottonelle® Toilet Paper with Aloe & E made with any recycled fiber?
No, it is made with virgin wood fibers.

*Virgin wood fibers, sigh. Imagine that, entire forests are felled for your rectum. This would enhance anyone's post-feces moment. Everyone knows that fibers are better than fibres.

So now that you have been erudicated, go forth and wipe your arse. Say no to skidmarks.