Family Guy joke methodology

In a recent episode of South Park I learnt that the Family Guy scriptwriters are manatees. The manatees randomly select a few words/phrases and the joke is made out of that set. As Cartman noted, the jokes are not derived from the plot. Mostly everyone knows that Cartman is always right, mostly.

So here is a list I would like to see them try and make a gag out of:

1. the Tower of Silence
2. My Little Pony
3. a Rat's Ass
4. Pompatus of Love
5. a Monkey's Uncle
6. Intergalactic Planetary
7. Kwisatz Haderach

This mighty challenge is beyond their abilities so I will apply my gravity inducing intellect to the task. Combining* all these I get:

'bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong'

This is coincidentally the universal greeting of the Transformers. If you were unable to recognise any of the references above, you are an idiot. Even if you can identify them, there is a high chance that you are and will persist in being an idiot.



* Chacha Zeminky's brain works faster than a 386 running Windows 95 whose hard disk needs defragmentation.