Happiness

And so I investigated this thing called 'Happiness'. Where does one learn about happiness and joy? From books? No. From songs? No. From religion? No. From wise men on mountains? No. To learn about happiness one must go to the internet and specifically to wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happiness

As you read this article, you notice something. The author is an idiot.

He/she has a section on happiness in non-human animals and artificial intelligence. That is crap. Everyone knows that animals and robots are our slaves. What is a non-human animal anyway? Then, in the cited study, intimate relations and meditation rank higher than watching tv. Garbage.

Having destroyed this net moron I'm so happy I could shit out a Care Bear.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Care_bear

Beware of the Care Bear stare.