a song for when it hurts

when i called the hedgehog a retarded spiny shit, I really meant to say retarded spiky shit. The thought of a spiky shit is disconcerting so I will soothe your hurt feelings with this inspirational inspired song

Well shes floating through the muck
With a potty mind thats swimming round
Toilet paper and cling-ons
And turdbeans and fart tales
Thats all she ever thinks about
Flushing down the drain.

Float on little turd,
Yeah yeah, yeah, little shit