Vewy vewy funny

Last night I ordered sauteed rabbit. The food was taking a long time to come. What was probably happening is that they were defrosting the meat. When we asked the waiter about the delay, he said they were killing the rabbit. When he saw some shocked looks he said he was kidding. I did not find that funny. I was not amused that cute little critters were not being slaughtered in the kitchen. I nearly lost my appetite but luckily the bunny was quite yummy.