Chan Chu, the mighty one

Do you fear the mighty Chan Chu? I do. This beast is fiercer than a stormsloth and even more hideous than barry the booger.

Some of you may ask what a Chan Chu is. QUAKE in your boots puny humans. I shall reveal unto you what this demonic creature is. Behold the great Chan Chu:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-legged_money_frog

So according to fengshui you keep eight of these bad boys in your living room and moolah will promptly start waltzing in.

I have serious doubts about the effectiveness of this procedure. It do be a three legged frog sitting on a pile of small change with a coin in its mouth, right? Then clearly it is a specimen of crippled beggar. A vietnam war vet or possible victim of a hungry frenchman. If you pass one on the street it will call you sir and try to bum a ciggy off you. And therefore it cannot possibly work in making you wealthier. Have you ever seen a hobo attract wealth? Eight hobos? I don't froggin think so. What you have here instead, is a first-rate wealth deterrent. Frog you feng shui, frog you.