yay!
And so I was lurking outside a shi-shi salon near my
home wondering if they did a $10 haircut.
Unfortunately everyone in the store looked gay. The
barbers/hairstylists, the customers and the person
sweeping the floor were all gay. The problem is that
in my neighborhood that means extravagantly gay
prices.
So I called up Ashal (the islamo-bastardisation of
asshole) to have him look up the prices on the net.
And he invented a new word to describe the salon,
'yay'. Which means Yuppie+Gay. Much like Badong from
Kung-Pow which is Bad+Wrong and also like NSync which
means Stupid+Annoying+Shitmonkeys. Ashal then died
from Hepatitis-M which as we all know is the muslim
variation of virus. RIP Ashal RIP.
Anyway I retreated from the yay salon. Tonight I shall
attempt to acquire the services of Angy's Unisex salon
for $12. I think a middle-aged hispanic lady named
Angy is suitably anti-yay. If you say I am balding, I
will destroy you.
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posted by zeminky @ 12:39 PM
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This reminds me of the mythological story from several years ago. Some god-like entity chappie went hunting or some such thing and I think his brother drew a line or rekha so that Sita wouldn't cross it and be abducted by a Lankan chappie, quite possibly Asanka Gurusinghe. Laxman then scored an epic double century to save the follow on.
As Hofstrader might have put it, this is a falsely self referential statement.
As stated clearly in a previous blog, you are dead. Please desist from contacting the living. Take thy crusty soul back to hades-abad.
uhh im puzzled. you ARE balding..AND my wife knows martial arts
where do you come up with this stuf ?????
Looks like aunt angy ran a lawnmower over your head.
Hahaha to you, you stupid, short bald fatso.
Alternatively, the reason for the bad haircut might be that ANGY = ANGry + Yuppie.. and she's fuckin' pissed that you invented rude names for her gay brethren.
And thus this is revenge. Let the saga of recriminations begin..
cunning theory but I ended up at a place called Benji and Eddie which was run by an elderly oriental couple. The female oriental used her mystical oriental techniques to make me look as bald as possible and I tipped her for the favour.
The key to this intriguing puzzle would be whether she was Benji or Eddie. More importantly: why?
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