Life is like a tin of mixed nuts you never know what you're going to get...

So the booger asked me a question.

Zeminky: Let me put it this way. At work, in the
kitchen there is a tin of mixed nuts labelled as
having less than 50% peanuts. When I grab a handful, I
bring up peanuts, cashews, walnuts, almonds and
hazelnuts. But what is extremely rare is that there
might be a macadamian nut. It is that which I seek,
the ultimate of nuts, not the other lowly nuts.

Booger: But you see, you must go through the peanuts
etc. to get to the macadamian nut.

Zeminky:No. When I see a macadamian nut, I will know
it for what it is.

Booger: Sometimes a macadamian nut can look like a
peanut.

Zeminky: Never! When I find a macadamian nut I will
know it for sure.

Then I proceeded to pound his head against the table
and after a few slams he died. RIP booger, RIP.

And the question he asked was "Why are you
disinterested in women?"

He should have said uninterested. That is why I killed
him. Only I am worthy of using the word
'disinterested' without ambiguity and confusion.

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