i willish i wallas in mmmololo..
A rhyme I learnt as a child went (with interspersed llll's) "I wish I was in monkey land..."
But what I really wish is that I was in Macadamia land. I don't know where Macadamia is but Macadamian nuts are awesome. They are the best of all the nuts. I ate two macadamian nuts today and yearned for the Macadamian homeland. Macadamia is my zion.
Viva la Macadamia
posted by zeminky @ 11:57 PM
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Sounds like a land where big macs meet academia.
Try the NYU campus.
I see. So if you combine Macs and Academics, both things I violently dislike, you get something beautiful and tasty like Macadamian nuts.
This makes sense as you can't spell Saturday without Turd. No wait, turds are good. Ha! Puny human, I smash your puny logic.
Macadamian nuts are fatty. Try avogadros instead.
how come this gem never made it onto inspirational posters hanging in the walls of travel agencies and office receptions everywhere?
"you can't spell saturday without turd"
you are a wordsmith.
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