Macadamian nuts -revisited

And so I looked up Macadamian nuts on wikipedia.

1. There is no country called Macadamia. I assumed
that they came from Hawaii or Polynesia but noooo they
are Australian.

2. They are named after some dude called John Macadam.
That is a pretty stupid name.

3. It is indecent to name food after yourself. Saying
you like Macamdamian nuts is like saying "I like
John's nuts." Gross. To make matters worse they are
also referred to as Bush Nuts. Any references I've
made to Macadamian Nuts are to be henceforth replaced
by 'Scooby Snacks' or better yet 'Cheesy Poofs'.

4. They are toxic to dogs. They eat them and can't use
their back feet anymore. After a couple of days they
will be ok. What a stupid reaction to John's nuts.

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