WAP

And so we learn about WAP.

What is WAP?

According to webopedia, WAP (short for the Wireless Application Protocol) is a secure specification that allows users to access information instantly via handheld wireless devices such as mobile phones, pagers, two-way radios, smartphones and communicators.

Clearly WAP has many relevant and useful applications in our lives. But none as important and crucial as letting me read the Onion when I need to poop at work.

Pooping is outstanding.

Real life Ramayana

In the hindoo epic the Ramayana, chaste Sita is stolen from virtuous Ram by the despicable and dastardly Ravan. After a hindoo epic battle she is restored to the god Ram. However there are clouds over Sita's chastity and she must undergo a cleansing by fire before all is well.


And so in exactly the same way, this true drunken epic story. My chaste jacket was stolen from virtuous me by a despicable and dastardly stoner. After a drunken epic battle, she is restored to the god me. However there are clouds (of stoner smoke) over the jacket's chastity and she underwent a cleansing by perchlorethylene before all was well.

Die you jacket-defiling kundi stoner, Die!


What is perchlorethylene you may ask? Look it up on the net you lazy piece of shit.