kids these days and their sequels

My day:
Predator,Predator 2

Kids these days:
Predators

My day:
Rocky,Rocky II,Rocky III,Rocky IV,Rocky V

Kids these days:
Rocky Balboa

My day:
START I,START II

Kids these days:
New START


goddamn kids just don't respect a sequence anymore....

iShame

I has iPhone.

I has fish app.

In spare moment, I is feeding fish so they grows up.

Sound of feeding fish is like sound of taking picture. Like shutter sound.

Sound is made each time I is feeding one fish flake. Many fish need many flake each.

I is needing to click a lot.

I is pooping at work and I is considering this spare moment.

I is feeding fishes and I realizes that for other people in toilet it is sounding like I is taking picture in stall.

I is iShamed.

Fish not worth it....

why I hate U2

Live version of some crappy song:
Bono: This one is from my friend Keith... (or something like that, cant remember)
Crowd: <cheers>
Bono:... who died last week (or something like that, I cant be bothered to remember)
Crowd: <cheers>


this is why i hate
a)U2
b)U2 fans
c)Pandora
d)All of the above

Just how awesome is...

..Client Eastwood?

Trick question, its not possible for humans to answer that question...

And so I saw Gran Torino. Do I need to say more? I was watching it one evening, just me and my netflix. I saw about ten minutes and paused it. I needed a stiff drink. My sober mind couldn't handle the awesomeness of Client Eastwood directing Client Eastwood being Client Eastwood.