more treachery

Mark Knopfler
Dire Straits
Pink Floyd
Ry Cooder
Michael Bolton
Pink Floyd
Ry Cooder

nice try Pandora. As you may have noticed. I WAS STILL THERE AND I WAS LISTENING AND NO YOU ARE NOT PLAYING TO AN EMPTY ROOM.

And therefore, playing michael bolton on my dire straits channel is an unjustifiable act of aggression...In retaliation I will use up all my allotted six skips on you mwhahahah hahaha

the green sleepy monster

more than four years together (by my side day and night), thousands of text messages (exactly 3400), hundreds of hours of conversation (five hundred and fourteen!). thats a close bond. its hard to find something that works so well but alas, in this cruel world there is always someone who is envious of a good thing....

yes, khemcho dropped my nokia in the toilet. that vicious woman couldnt stand that I had a working phone for years whereas her phones all die. Even so. it was a miracle. i fetched it out of the pot and gave it cpr. then i dried it and voila! One day later everything is working fine.

the moral of the story is that nokia phones are awesome and that women are jealous nasty creatures who deny you any sort of meaningful 'other' relationship. Why just the other day she looked at my paunch and said it had to go for my own health's sake. And i shook my head and said "girlfren! dont go there" my stomach has been at my side even longer than my phone. I am not such a fairweather fickle friend to burn it away at the gym or through starvation just for a girlfriend's whim. Matters are getting out of hand.

I feel like another tubing expedition needs to be attempted to finish the job.....

survival instinct

M&Ms. Large ones. With peanuts inside.

a red one rolled under my work desk. I am leaving it there.

It would be too much work to retrieve it and dispose of it. The cleaning staff probably doesn't vacuum in that part of the floor anyway. Its going to sit there indefinitely.

My office is well stocked with snacks. I feast well and gain strength for the cold winter ahead. My office is well stocked but some day it may not be and I may be desperate enough to eat an old M&M off the floor.

The survival instinct is strong in me....