The woods are lovely, dark and deep

But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I ....wtf! I stepped on a meadow muffin


Thats right, not such a nice poem anymore? blame cows for that.

For centuries, humans have get the bovine threat in check by domesticating the retarded animals and eating them. And now some genius wants to release them in the wild.

Have we learned nothing from jurassic park ? Life, uh ,finds a way?

Don't say i didn't warn you.  On the bright side, hunting will be easier. All you need is a knife and fork. First tip the cow, then eat. Enjoy!