helping the environment

Kogi Kashewnut has declared that the earth is like a living organism and humans are like a virus. Catastrophic hurricanes and earthquakes etc are the ways of nature to fight this infestation. Almost like an immune system. Kashewnut knows this because the voices told him. Also he had lyme disease and hit his head against the trunk of his car and therefore is qualified on being a retard and talking about nature.

We must all do our part to prevent us from being classified as rampant viruses because then mother earth and the voices and lyme-bearing  ticks will try and eliminate us. We must restrict the human race to being just a cancer as we all know that cancer is incurable and thus we shall be immortal. So to help the environment here are ten things I did today:

1. Woke up and did not kill dolphins and baby seals.
2. Used no fossil fuels in my morning commute except when driving car 25 miles to work and not even bothering to get a carpool. Will do the same on the way back.
3. Did not print anything at office because printer was not working.
4. Ate fish for lunch. This helps the world because the bastards have no feelings and float around shitting in the ocean all day.
5. Continued to restrain self from killing dolphins unless the fish I ate had lead to a dolphin dying. In which case I did not poach elephants and rhinos for ivory.
6. Listened to pirated music thus saving on CD packaging and printed receipts etc.
7. Told khemcho to shut computer and take some time for quiet prayer and introspection. Did nothing of the sort myself.
8. Did not make turd references in this blog thus reducing e-waste. Well just the one reference in #4 and then the previous sentence. And that makes two references only, you turds.
9. Cut down on the number of points needed to make this list.