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how to be a douche bag in 5 easy steps

1. buy a permanent marker
2. go to a bar in the lower east side
3. have a few drinks
4. go to the restroom
5. take out the marker and write "I hate Led Zeppelin" on the wall above the urinal.

Congratulations! You are now a certified douche bag.

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