a new age comes

Why do the media reports of imaginary and bizzare creatures continue to increase?

First there are the old school critters like the Loch Ness monster, big foot, jersey devil and sasquatch. Then newer ones like the chupacabra and the delhi monkeyman.

Most recently we have seen the emergence of giant man-eating british badgers in Iraq.

So why in an increasingly technological world are mysterious creatures showing up around the world? It is a sign. Something of immense significance is taking place. Aliens? Weakened boundaries between our space and the demon dimension? A new age for man and magic to live as one? No.

We are drowning in a sea of idiots, thats what. Ignorant hicks are being allowed to talk to reporters instead of being beaten with sticks.

As Harvey Danger said:

" Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV"

Shame on you Harvey. No TV? You too are an idiot.

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