Gentle Earth
Yesterday i was attacked by heat and humidity and robbed of several gallons of water. Damn you environment! seems like your posse gets more and more brazen every year.
In self-defense I am going to turn on the air conditioner whenever I can. Take that gaia! See what happens when you mess with me. Not only will i be safe from the evil heat, da ladies dig it when you waste energy. You know what they say about a guy with a big carbon footprint...
The other day i went to the zoo and found the animals to be filthy, reeking and slothlike. Nevertheless I felt a need to commune closer with nature and so touched a sting ray's fin. Unlike the dangerous ones you hear about in the news, this one was very friendly. This was probably due to the fact that it was deep fried. Many birds and animals tend to be friendlier and tastier after deep frying and other forms of cooking.
The morale of the story is to turn on you AC full blast, eat fried chicken and watch TV in your underwear. Have a beer while you are at it.
In self-defense I am going to turn on the air conditioner whenever I can. Take that gaia! See what happens when you mess with me. Not only will i be safe from the evil heat, da ladies dig it when you waste energy. You know what they say about a guy with a big carbon footprint...
The other day i went to the zoo and found the animals to be filthy, reeking and slothlike. Nevertheless I felt a need to commune closer with nature and so touched a sting ray's fin. Unlike the dangerous ones you hear about in the news, this one was very friendly. This was probably due to the fact that it was deep fried. Many birds and animals tend to be friendlier and tastier after deep frying and other forms of cooking.
The morale of the story is to turn on you AC full blast, eat fried chicken and watch TV in your underwear. Have a beer while you are at it.
Moody friends. Drama queens. Your life? Nope! - their life, your story.
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posted by zeminky @ 5:33 PM
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