Thursday, June 14, 2007

does what you eat make you what you are? have you ever eaten so much that your stomach feels bloated and you feel an immense sense of satisfaction? will something of that cuisine endow me with its essence?

yes you say? in that case i'm going to take a huge desi shit tomorrow morning.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

i invented a new quote

"You can't make a baby shampoo without testing some puppies."


its very similar to "You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."