Even more notes from delhi wilderness

i saw a feral she-swine. She was voluptuous and juicy. She was accompanied by a fine looking baby-back-rib delivery mechanism aka piglet. Its a shame that they eat garbage and parasites. Else one could feast on them impromptu.

I saw a cow shitting. Tail raised, poo coming out. Traffic intersection

Still no sign of monkeys. Perhaps there is no god

The car industry here denies the Indian driver a common and critical vehicle feature. The sun roof. Surely we need it for when (all these conditions must apply simultaneously):
1. The weather is nice
2. There is no pollution
3. There is no danger of birds shitting on you
4. There is no danger of monkeys climbing in
5. There is no danger of beggars climbing in
6. The sun isnt going to kill you
Why should westerners have sun roofs and we dont? Its racist, thats what.

I tried comparing raw kajus to a fully fledged kaju barfi with silver foil. There is no competition. The Kaju Barfi is far far superior. Clearly man-made is better than nature made. Also they are fat and calorie free. Its healthy as hell

At the Delhi Golf Club lawn, one of my chair legs sunk deep into a soft spot in the mud. After extricating the chair, I planted an ice cube in the soft sand. In maybe 100,000 years or so, I expect it to mature into a glacier.

On tv I saw hippos eating a dead zebra. no kidding

When you have the shits on an aircraft (like maybe 10 times) try and poop at different toilets so as to maintain the weight balance of the plane.  Also it will deter passengers from knowing you have the shits. Personally i attribute the stomach crisis to kaju barfi deprivation. death approaches