revolving door warfare

as I was walking out of the building I went through the revolving doors. I had initiated the door rotation and was nearly at the stage of sealing myself, if only for a few blessed moments, in a three sided glass wedge. However, some fool thought it would be worthwhile to try and enter my temporary glass chamber through the rapidly dwindling opening. He thought better of it and retreated in shame.

After emerging from the door he humbly begged for forgiveness and told me his head was elsewhere. Had he aggravated me further I would have to dismember his arms to appease my wrath. He probably would have said his limbs were elsewhere.  SARVANASH*


* props to evil little salamander for efficiency advice.