measures of pain
Can pain be measured? Once again wikipedia answers your retarded questions in an amusing and entertaining manner.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_scale
This scale makes pain fun. I would like to see kogi kashewnut diagnosed with number 5. Although, the cartoon does not have enough facial hair to deserve authenticity.
Another amusing scale. This one is even more fun. It lends amateurs the insight of true afficianados of pain:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index
This should be a tourist attraction where peeps can go on a tour and get stung by exotic bugs. I shall speak to the director of sideways to popularise.. Kogi kashewnut would make a worthy character actor. His facial hair looks like Paul Giamatti's too.
The last scale to be worthy of the attention of my colossal intellect is the scoville scale for the hotness of chili peppers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
Some of you young un's may not know that ALL chilis are from south and north america. The europeans deftly got retarded south indians to switch from pepper to chilis in their food. The eurotrash wanted the peppers to cure their rancid meats. At the end of the day, everyone was happy and they made stinky, spicy love to each other. The moral of the story is that when you shitfaces say that nothing compares to India chilis and for that reason that India is the bestest country in the whole wide world, you have no idea what you are talking about. "So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..."
In the scale you can see that regular Jalapeños are in the 2500-8000 range. That is not much compared to Habaneros. Those bad boys weight in at 100k-300K units. This raises the question, are Habaneros outstanding? I will not answer that. Is the real question why would anyone eat those? No that is not the real question and I will not answer that. The important question and the real point of this entire blog is whether I would eat them or not. The answer is no. "Bow to your sensei!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_scale
This scale makes pain fun. I would like to see kogi kashewnut diagnosed with number 5. Although, the cartoon does not have enough facial hair to deserve authenticity.
Another amusing scale. This one is even more fun. It lends amateurs the insight of true afficianados of pain:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index
This should be a tourist attraction where peeps can go on a tour and get stung by exotic bugs. I shall speak to the director of sideways to popularise.. Kogi kashewnut would make a worthy character actor. His facial hair looks like Paul Giamatti's too.
The last scale to be worthy of the attention of my colossal intellect is the scoville scale for the hotness of chili peppers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
Some of you young un's may not know that ALL chilis are from south and north america. The europeans deftly got retarded south indians to switch from pepper to chilis in their food. The eurotrash wanted the peppers to cure their rancid meats. At the end of the day, everyone was happy and they made stinky, spicy love to each other. The moral of the story is that when you shitfaces say that nothing compares to India chilis and for that reason that India is the bestest country in the whole wide world, you have no idea what you are talking about. "So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..."
In the scale you can see that regular Jalapeños are in the 2500-8000 range. That is not much compared to Habaneros. Those bad boys weight in at 100k-300K units. This raises the question, are Habaneros outstanding? I will not answer that. Is the real question why would anyone eat those? No that is not the real question and I will not answer that. The important question and the real point of this entire blog is whether I would eat them or not. The answer is no. "Bow to your sensei!"
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posted by zeminky @ 10:31 AM
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face number 5 should beat you
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