Thursday, April 15, 2010

2 minutes for maggi?

kogikashewnut was sitting at his stolen chair, listening to venga boys one thursday evening

He was in a good mood, having just downloaded all existing copies of ads with his here Shah Rukh Khan. "Cool hai man" he quipped to himself and patted himself on the back. And now just wait for the weekend to relax with a six pack of miller lite and spend the weekend reliving his favourite ads.

Yes this was going to be a great weekend. No other humans, just him, SRK and miller lite. He sighed in happiness.

"By Jove!" He exclaimed. He had discovered a problem. Not even the happy beat of the venga bus could improve the situation.

"My first problem is that I have returned the stolen chair, how can I be sitting on it?" He frowned to himself and fell to the ground.

"Next, I am to being rehabilitated into society, i cannot take a chill pill this weekend as usual. Everything I have known has come to an end.Think yaar think, I must pack and do it jaldi fast."

He got off the floor and paced about in a disorderly manner. He hit his head against the toilet bowl and the answer came to him.

"Alright mrkashewnut, here is all you need to do!

all you have to do is open your fridge and throw out the ham. that is 30% of your valuables right there.

after that you need to throw away your collection of netflix covers. another 30% done.

then you need to vacuum the hair of the carpet. another 30%.

finally you need to take your coin collection and get cash for it.

there you are packed"

He jumped up in down and glee. with his chores out of the way. He still had time to get in some critical netflix watching so he doesn't fall behind when he goes to live in the sandiego zoo with other diseases.

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